Monday, November 30, 2009

Moby Nickel

I know it's a BIG RETAIL weekend.

But I still think the early openings and ridiculous (and all-too-often nutbar crazy) shoppers in the wee sma's is way less than newsworthy.

I also think that our store manager, Captain Ahab, has finally flipped his lid.

Friday saw a busy store. And many many cash dollars flowing.

But Saturday? Saturday was the day to stay in bed, sleep off the craziness hangover, and not bother. Plus, by Saturday, you were out of money anyway.

Captain Ahab, in search of the elusive Great White Nickel, opened the garden center at 7am. As the designated deranged, I sat in the toothpicks and saranwrap resurrected hut, in the dark and cold, until 9am before I saw a person who did not work there. And that person? He wasn't buying anything we had to sell.

Yeah, it was soooo totally worth it.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Life, in a Vacuum, Sucks

For the record, it sucks. Truly, Deeply Sucks.

So, with Saturday being Halloween, our town's Trick or Treat hours were on Saturday 5-7. Saturday was exhausting to think about: soccer game; end of season party immediately following; birthday party for a school friend; trick or treat. During T-0-T I also had to ensure that my Howler hit the neighborhood, AND made it across town (in two directions) visiting the older generation of demanding women. A plan was hatched...then rehatched.

It actually worked.

Until we got home afterwards.

She's still got the heeby-jeeby head lice. It'sbeen a migraine kind of week (with the call Monday at 3pm) and the daily hair picking (wich equals the daily hours long whinge and bitch session--HER, not me. Mine is all 100% reactionary.)

I'm trying to have a good sense of humor about this--honest, I am. But Tuesday, when she came home with 3 frisky adults AFTER I spent just over 2 hours on her head the night before (while my Sweetie spent and equal amount of time on her room and the house)

To discover on Saturday night that the 10+ hours I've already devoted to this was, effectively, useless, on top of discovering during the T-o-T route that the one aunt who gave my brother & sister in law such a hard time about THEIR dance with the lice last fall/winter (and that they were the ones that sold me down the river) had learned it.

The woman called me as soon as T-o-T was over and demanded to know if had gotten the shampoo.

What shampoo?

Did you go to the drug store and get the shampoo?

What shampoo?

To treat her head with!!!!!!!!

YES, I DID!

Don't yell at me.

To say I am hurt and angry--I mean, I know I'm lazy, and I'm not any kind of housekeeper, but to think that I would let my daughter (anyone in my house, really) have these bugs on their heads and NOT have gotten the stuff from the drugstore and treated heads ALREADY is very very insulting. The fact that she then told me to "not yell at her" when she was being this absolutely assinine-rude-insulting was too much.

The Howler was supposed to spend time at her house this week, especially over the weekend, as my Sweetie and I are going to church convention. My mom was stepped up, but it's still pissing me off--my cousin's two kids who also go to this school will end up with these thing, and the old woman is going to blame MINE, even though the Howler hasn't been near them in 3 weeks or longer.

When my Sweetie was talking to her yesterday, he said something about making sure their heads are getting checked--and I snappped. Nice and loud, and nasty, I said, "If they have 'em, she better remember they're in the school, and NOT around MY DAUGHTER."

My Sweetie is worried that I'll hold a grudge but this is different. This is just your usual, run-of-the-mill selling out by family members. I should have expected it--it's not like my brother doesn't accuse me of "telling" on him. (Once he accused me of telling a person I don't even KNOW, two days before he actually told ME anything.)

*eyeroll*

At this point, my family may actually be worse than the lice--at least with the lice, I know they don't really have any choice in being lousy.