Not really, but it's a catchy title.
This was sent to me by my oldest friend. I miss seeing you more, Debbles! I'm posting it because I am pathetically without friends--even email friends. We'll pretend that I am the most popular chicklet on the 'net, though.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:15am
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Spiderman I (I don't get out much)
4. What is your favorite TV show? To watch, or to hear? The Howler hasn't approved me for both yet
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? A pot of sugar with coffee
6. Favorite cuisine? Cuisine? Is that like snails or something?
7. What is your middle name(s) W. (me & George, baby)
8. What food do you dislike? Anything slimy, overcooked, undercooked, gristly, fatty, too chewy, too crunchy, too salty, or that Kevin really likes.
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? All of them
10. What kind of car do you drive? Olds Silhouette. It has cable.
11. Favorite sandwich? Yes.
12. What characteristic do you despise? Stupidity, Lying, Stealing. Don't even get me started.
13. Favorite item of clothing? my flannel jammies
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Walt Disney World
15. What color is your bathroom? Purple
16. Favorite brand of clothing? They still have brands? No, really.
17. Where would you retire to? Sanity
18. What was your most recent memorable birthday? 3 years ago. Projectile vomiting, screwed up work schedule, snotty managers. Best ever--nothing exploded
19. Favorite sport to watch? Do I have to?
20. Furthest place you are sending this? Mars. Mars needs women
21. How many do you think will send this back? Didn't I cover this in the first paragraph?
22. Who will have the craziest answers? mumple HAH! I laughed out loud at this! Thanks Deb!
23. Favorite saying? Back the fuck up!
24. When is your birthday? Every dammed year
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? early evening
26. What is your shoe size? depends. How far up there is it going?
27. Pets? 1 fat, 1 stupid cat
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? If you think crazy people asking me stupidassed questions is exciting, sure
29. What did you want to be when you were little? Taller
30. How are you today? tired, pissy
31. What is your favorite candy? Smarties. Even though they don't work
32. What is your favorite flower? Black Eyed Susans, no matter what you call them
33. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? today
34. What church do you attend? Our Lady of the Blessed Whack Job
35. What is your full name? Mumple
36. What are you listening to right now? My sweetie talk baby talk to Large Marge
37. What was the last thing you ate? MnM cookie dough ice cream. Or maybe a bug
38. Do you wish on stars? Lindsay Lohan, especially
39. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Fire Engine Red
40. How is the weather right now? It was a dark and stormy night...
41. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Chris at the hotel we're staying at in November
43. Favorite soft drink? Coke. Tastes great and cleans chrome. Who could ask for more?
44. Favorite restaurant? Olive Lobster or Red Garden
45. Hair color? Clairol Nice & Easy 108
46. Favorite day of the year? Every day I wake up sucking air
47. What was your favorite toy as a child? Didn't have toys, I had to play with myself
48. Summer or winter? Summer. Bugs are God's way of saying "Hey, you've got too much blood!"
49. Hugs or kisses? See #23 above
50. Chocolate or Vanilla? What?
51. Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure. all of them, all the time. It's all about me, baby
52. When was the last time you cried? Howler's first day of school
53. What is under your bed? Old boyfriend
54. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Myself
55. What did you do last night? Wink wink, tickle Kevin
56. Favorite smell? Soap. Don't even get me started
57. What are you afraid of? Trans fat
58. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Yes
60. How many keys on your key ring? 465746841948786587 and man! is it heavy. It's a bitch to put in my pocket, too
61. How many years at your current job? 7 years, 1 month, 28 days, not sure on hours and minutes
62. Favorite day of the week? See #46 above
63. How many towns have you lived in? 3 (I told you I don't get out much)
64. Do you make friends easily? Didn't I already cover this? Are you obsessed or what?
65. How many people will you be sending this to? See opening paragraph.
This was sent to me by my oldest friend. I miss seeing you more, Debbles! I'm posting it because I am pathetically without friends--even email friends. We'll pretend that I am the most popular chicklet on the 'net, though.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:15am
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Spiderman I (I don't get out much)
4. What is your favorite TV show? To watch, or to hear? The Howler hasn't approved me for both yet
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? A pot of sugar with coffee
6. Favorite cuisine? Cuisine? Is that like snails or something?
7. What is your middle name(s) W. (me & George, baby)
8. What food do you dislike? Anything slimy, overcooked, undercooked, gristly, fatty, too chewy, too crunchy, too salty, or that Kevin really likes.
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? All of them
10. What kind of car do you drive? Olds Silhouette. It has cable.
11. Favorite sandwich? Yes.
12. What characteristic do you despise? Stupidity, Lying, Stealing. Don't even get me started.
13. Favorite item of clothing? my flannel jammies
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Walt Disney World
15. What color is your bathroom? Purple
16. Favorite brand of clothing? They still have brands? No, really.
17. Where would you retire to? Sanity
18. What was your most recent memorable birthday? 3 years ago. Projectile vomiting, screwed up work schedule, snotty managers. Best ever--nothing exploded
19. Favorite sport to watch? Do I have to?
20. Furthest place you are sending this? Mars. Mars needs women
21. How many do you think will send this back? Didn't I cover this in the first paragraph?
22. Who will have the craziest answers? mumple HAH! I laughed out loud at this! Thanks Deb!
23. Favorite saying? Back the fuck up!
24. When is your birthday? Every dammed year
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? early evening
26. What is your shoe size? depends. How far up there is it going?
27. Pets? 1 fat, 1 stupid cat
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? If you think crazy people asking me stupidassed questions is exciting, sure
29. What did you want to be when you were little? Taller
30. How are you today? tired, pissy
31. What is your favorite candy? Smarties. Even though they don't work
32. What is your favorite flower? Black Eyed Susans, no matter what you call them
33. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? today
34. What church do you attend? Our Lady of the Blessed Whack Job
35. What is your full name? Mumple
36. What are you listening to right now? My sweetie talk baby talk to Large Marge
37. What was the last thing you ate? MnM cookie dough ice cream. Or maybe a bug
38. Do you wish on stars? Lindsay Lohan, especially
39. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Fire Engine Red
40. How is the weather right now? It was a dark and stormy night...
41. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Chris at the hotel we're staying at in November
43. Favorite soft drink? Coke. Tastes great and cleans chrome. Who could ask for more?
44. Favorite restaurant? Olive Lobster or Red Garden
45. Hair color? Clairol Nice & Easy 108
46. Favorite day of the year? Every day I wake up sucking air
47. What was your favorite toy as a child? Didn't have toys, I had to play with myself
48. Summer or winter? Summer. Bugs are God's way of saying "Hey, you've got too much blood!"
49. Hugs or kisses? See #23 above
50. Chocolate or Vanilla? What?
51. Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure. all of them, all the time. It's all about me, baby
52. When was the last time you cried? Howler's first day of school
53. What is under your bed? Old boyfriend
54. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Myself
55. What did you do last night? Wink wink, tickle Kevin
56. Favorite smell? Soap. Don't even get me started
57. What are you afraid of? Trans fat
58. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Yes
60. How many keys on your key ring? 465746841948786587 and man! is it heavy. It's a bitch to put in my pocket, too
61. How many years at your current job? 7 years, 1 month, 28 days, not sure on hours and minutes
62. Favorite day of the week? See #46 above
63. How many towns have you lived in? 3 (I told you I don't get out much)
64. Do you make friends easily? Didn't I already cover this? Are you obsessed or what?
65. How many people will you be sending this to? See opening paragraph.
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