Let's Say

So, let's say that it's about 7:30am, and let's say I'm in the garden center at the register. Let's say a woman who worked here briefly rolls in the gate. Let's say that she's 60 if she's a day, and that she's got her long gray hair up in a pony tail. Let's say, also, that she, and her liver spots, are in all their early morning glory.

Let's also say that she's not wearing a bra. And even though temps are somewhere close to 80 degrees F, there's cold weather indication going on.

Let's say EWWWWWWW.