Stupid Guy Says

Last night, I had the pleasure of working near the Turnip. It was good value because of this:

Customer approaches Turnip and says, "Do you have tomato stakes?"

Turnip says, "Tomato stakes?"

Customer says, "Toe-May-Toe Sssssstakes."

Turnip says, " "

Customer says, "You know, pieces of wood you put in the ground and use to keep your tomato plants upright?!!!!!"

Turnip says, " "

Mumple says, "yessir, they're right over here." and gets the customer what he needs.

Turnip says, " "

This is the generation that will be running the world soon....I am very very afraid.