To make gagging noises while the Howler is watching a Care Bears video?
I think not.
First, it's crappy animation. Second, the voices they are using are mostly whiney--and she gets whiney when she watches the dammed thing. Third, it's nauseating "CARE BEAR STARE" They pull that little number out pretty quick sometimes and, at other times, seem to have no clue as to the power they just used 10 minutes ago in that last episode.
I have to say, too, that the sucky Irish brogue they have Good Luck Bear using is pretty bad. Think of the movie "Leprechaun" and how horrid the entire thing is....boil that down to one really bad imitation brogue and slap it into this video.
Yeah, it's that bad. I can do a better Irish brogue, and I sound like I'm deranged when I do it.
So, for those who don't know me, I have little tolerance for stupidity, and less tolerance for emotional blackmail. I hate manipulators and I think anyone who uses feelings as a means to an end should be flogged--regularly and often.
And here we are at my house, knee deep in the crapola Forest of Feelings with Professor Cold Heart pulling ice cubes out his ears; a soundtrack that sounds warped and voiceovers that are all breathy--almost like they hired whiney porn stars to read these crappy scripts. And we get to watch it over and over, as many times as the VCR rewind will allow on any given day.
Thank God and the Star Friends that Kevin didn't buy it on DVD.
The good news is, the Howler also likes to blast--and I do mean BLAST--Tom Petty Full Moon Fever over the Care Bears video sound. It's like she knows how soon the gagging will start, and rather than argue with me (you know what a simpleton I am), she'll just turn up the stereo and drown out all that nicey-nice feelings crap to appease me.
I think not.
First, it's crappy animation. Second, the voices they are using are mostly whiney--and she gets whiney when she watches the dammed thing. Third, it's nauseating "CARE BEAR STARE" They pull that little number out pretty quick sometimes and, at other times, seem to have no clue as to the power they just used 10 minutes ago in that last episode.
I have to say, too, that the sucky Irish brogue they have Good Luck Bear using is pretty bad. Think of the movie "Leprechaun" and how horrid the entire thing is....boil that down to one really bad imitation brogue and slap it into this video.
Yeah, it's that bad. I can do a better Irish brogue, and I sound like I'm deranged when I do it.
So, for those who don't know me, I have little tolerance for stupidity, and less tolerance for emotional blackmail. I hate manipulators and I think anyone who uses feelings as a means to an end should be flogged--regularly and often.
And here we are at my house, knee deep in the crapola Forest of Feelings with Professor Cold Heart pulling ice cubes out his ears; a soundtrack that sounds warped and voiceovers that are all breathy--almost like they hired whiney porn stars to read these crappy scripts. And we get to watch it over and over, as many times as the VCR rewind will allow on any given day.
Thank God and the Star Friends that Kevin didn't buy it on DVD.
The good news is, the Howler also likes to blast--and I do mean BLAST--Tom Petty Full Moon Fever over the Care Bears video sound. It's like she knows how soon the gagging will start, and rather than argue with me (you know what a simpleton I am), she'll just turn up the stereo and drown out all that nicey-nice feelings crap to appease me.
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I'm just stating my opinion, so don't take this wrong, but I think Care Bears is better than Wonderpets, IMHO. JMO.
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