Time Warp

What day is it? What month is it?

I know the summer sucked. I know it was gray, gloomy, cool, and rainy all dammed summer. I know that Christmas is coming waaaayyyy faster than anyone really wants to admit (except maybe the Howler and her ilk.)

But, seriously. Dude? You can buy your live Christmas tree WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET HERE. We'll happily charge you twice what the tree cost (you know, the regular & ridiculously high delivery fee) you to deliver it, but WAIT TIL THEY ACTUALLY GET HERE!

Sheesh.