Are You High?

You're not high...just remarkably stupid. Oh, sorry about your luck.

Friday and Saturday, every customer acted drunk. Saturday, one woman was visibly wobbly. But she wasn't Customer of the Week.

Friday and Saturday, the woman with her glasses all askew was in, asking exactly the same questions both days. It was really difficult to not say, "Same place I told you it was yesterday." And she wasn't Customer of the Week either.

The Customer of the Week was the woman who approached me, leaned forward and asked in a conspiratorial tone, "How much are your $12.98 plants?"

The full conversation continued: "The $12.98 plants?"

CotW: "Yes. The plants for $12.98."

Mumple: "Why, they're................................$12.98."