IT'S SPRING! And you know what that means...yeppers! The crazy, the stupid, and the reality challenged are out en masse. And coming to see me.
Case in point:
Guy, aka Chuck Full o'Stupid, walks up to me and sez, "I got a question for ya."
Me: Sure
Chuck: Would you know if you carry those doors you put in fences?
Me with a blank look: Doors in fences?
Chuck: Yep. Those doors you put in fences so, like, yer dog can go in and out?
Me choking back evil cackle: Would you mean a GATE?
Chuck, understanding lighting up his face: Yanno, I think that is what they're called.
2 comments:
Bwahaha! I know you just love your job. :)
My aunt recently called and asked my husband to bring over his screw gun. It took me a minute to realize she meant a drill.
Ha ha ha. You could have played with him, something about stiles having gone out in the 1800's...
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