Saturday, March 20, 2010

Dope-O-Riffic

So much is happening in our neighborhood! Where, oh where, do I begin?

With the Clog-dancers on the other side of the wall.

First, let's talk about just flat out how WEIRD they are. And what slobs. Seriously. Having to duct tape the crack around the door that connects the basements to contain the smell to their side is a pretty severe stench, don't you think? Considering that we have 3 cats..and they have 3 cats...and no, it's not that we're used to our cats' smelly boxes. Our cat boxes get CLEANED OUT. And we don't pile all our garbage we're too lazy to take to the curb for pick up in the basement, either.

Second, they have a 3 year old. He's never wearing shoes when we see him--even in the dead of winter, he's not wearing shoes. I don't know why.

Third, they never let the kid out. Really, the kid stands in the screened open windows, winter and summer, like he's amazed there is a world out there. Occasionally, he'll pound on the windows in an effort to escape. And yes, there's ALWAYS an open window or six at their house--even in the winter.

Fourth, she has a boyfriend who has been staying over. And no, not when he's at work. While he's there. The guy has been here more than he's not been here lately, and we've suspected that he was living there. Mr Dope has been at home WITH the guy, when Ms Dope goes to work. The guy has spent the night there, with the family.

Yeah. Ewwwww just doesn't cover it.

2 comments:

Flea said...

Are you sure he's not a brother or cousin? My BIL lived with us a year or so after we had the first couple of kids.

mumple said...

Uh, the stories we're hearing come from Mr and Ms...Mr tells my mom (the landlord) and Ms is bringing home boxes when my Sweetie was outside working in the yard.

The neighborhood drama-trauma is hearing up again.